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10: To add more pull tabs to your collection
9: To fall into deep holes dug in the sand on the beach
8: To keep the stock of Duracell high by buying AA batteries
7: Because it's too hot in Florida
6: So the mosquitoes have someone to feed on
5: So you can get lost in the Pine Barrens
4: So your car can get stuck in the Pine Barrens.
3: So you can meet nice people who WON'T tell you where THEY hunt.
2: You might find a fortune in treasure.
and the #1 reason to Metal Detect in New Jersey....
1: You might even find Jimmy Hoffa.
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